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womeneatingyoghurt: This is a personal favourite of mine because she’s like me a bit. Recently I had a little bit of a think about how much I eat yoghurt and even though it’s so yummy and great for you and your skin, it still is weird when people open your fridge or your offer them a yoghurt and they don’t even like it! This girl looks like she wants yoghurt but isn’t sure about the flavour and I think it’s raspberry and that’s ok because I don’t like raspberries very much either because they’re very furry and they don’t go very well with the smooth texture of yoghurt so maybe she’s like me and that’s comforting. I hope one day I could maybe see her in the supermarket and talk to her about it so we could have yoghurt that we like all the time and not be judged by people or worse even judge ourselves.


rnedia:

this is perhaps the best photoset that has ever been put together on this site




(Source: asgardies)



sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier)


didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(Source: vimeo.com)



snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

edm-life-or-die: Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

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k1mkardashian:

chicagooplur:

k1mkardashian:

am i cute? like if yes. reblog if yes. comment if yes. ignore if yes. 

Hahaha its all yes

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